Dear spirea,

Sorry. I really thought that putting suntan lotion on you would protect you from sunburn.

Dear summer, I still think that we're going to win the war, but man did you win this battle.
Dear Better Homes & Garden, whaddaya think? Ya wanna go ahead and crown me gardener of the year?
Dear dog, yes, I know that it is cruel to hold your leash and my camera in the same hand.