Dear signs from the universe,

Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I bought ground turkey. It's one of those things that you are supposed to do to stay healthy, along with eating organics, lifting weights, cutting out sugar, running, drinking more water, etc. Naturally, since it seemed like the easiest thing to do on the list, I took the plunge.  Now, I'm all ready to substitute it for ground beef in all my recipes.

This morning, I see that there is one dead and 76 ill due to salmonella poisoning in ground turkey. Ok, I tried being healthy. Screw that.