Dear across-the-street neighbors, is that why your Christmas lights are up? Because you want to be prepared in case Christmas sneaks up on you? Oh, a-t-s neighbors, there must be thousands of Americans out there who hate you. You leave Christmas lights up (showing you probably don't give much attention to the upkeep of your house), you haven't weeded your garden in--I don't know?--ever?, your front sidewalk is crumbling, and yet you sold your house in under three months. Somehow I have a feeling the inside isn't perfectly staged either (unless staging entails moving the dirty dishes from the bedroom to the kitchen sink). At the very least it makes me feel pretty confident about our location ... or pretty concerned about price comparables on our street.
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