Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Dear crop feature,

I love you! You have made so many of my poorly-composed pictures look half-way decent. You have removed all traces of modern life from medieval castles. You have cut out annoying people in the background of shots. Here, you even took out the trash. So, crop feature, since you are so awesome, I was wondering if I could use you on my inner thighs? (Please get back to me soon, because I would hate to actually exercise if I don't have to.)






1 comment:

  1. Dear crop feature,

    If you're willing to do her inner thighs, how much would it cost for me to get my belly done?

    PS: This could be a whole new career for you!

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