redneck town or hippie town?

Redneck town evidence #1: All the trucks in town

Hippie town evidence #1: VW busses

Redneck town evidence #2: This house sign [TRESPASSERS: WE CALL .223 INSTEAD 911 RESPONSE IS A LOT FASTER] Needless to say, this sign isn't very clear because I was hesitant to trespass in order to take a picture.

Hippie town evidence #2: Another Neighbor for PEACE.

And all of the Buddhist prayer flags:

Redneck town evidence #3: McDonalds (with the prettiest flowers in the area -- is that french fry grease a natural fertilizer?) surrounded by Burger King, Taco John's, Dunkin' Donuts (opening in one week!!!!!!) and Taco Bell.

Hippie town evidence #3: Local Burger

Redneck town evidence #4 Dollar General (when I enter here, it takes days for the taint of quiet desperation to wash off).

Hippie town evidence #4: Love Garden used records store (when I enter here, I fail to acquire any hipness). It's located next to the Global Cafe.

Organic pet foods.

Redneck town evidence #5: Cigarettes

Hippie town evidence #5: Head shop (Sorry, I mean purveyor of natural herbs.)

What does the jury say?