Dear Victorian killer,

You bought a big, bold purple Victorian monstrosity and you tried to civilize it. Shame on you. Do you think all that expensive stonework will get your Victorian curves in line?

And then you painted it tan? TAN? in Lawrence??

And then Mission garage doors? I'm pretty sure that they cost more than my entire house. It's good to know that not everyone is suffering in this economy, but do they really go with your house?

So, what allows me to be so judgmental? I'm an anonymous blogger. I have a license to say anything. Duh.