Dear yard art buyer,

I hate to tell you this, but it's actually the reverse of what you think. Adding more yard art does NOT make your house look more charming.  Hurry, though, I hear that Lillian Vernon might have one or two things that you haven't bought, yet. I'd hate to see a free inch on that porch.

On the other hand, I've always liked the overabundance of windchimes on this porch.