Dear Masterpiece Mystery,

You know that watching Rufus Sewell as Aurelio Zen is the closest I will ever get to watching porn, don't you?

I love that the series is set in Rome with all Italian characters, yet only one person speaks with an Italian accent. So very British Empire of you. You don't have to change just because you are in a foreign land.
(But who cares? Let's look at Rufus again in Armani.)